Rules

As you may have noticed, I love making them up. I'm not as big on following them. Your personality, like mine, is rooted in how you relate to rules.

Ready for a test? Which one of the five answers below best describes you?

Rules are:

1. Helpful guidelines for stupid people;
2. The basis of civilization as we know it;
3. Valuable in direct relation to who made them and why;
4. Always capable of being turned to your advantage;
5. What rules?

Made your pick? OK, here's what you should be writing:

1. Novels
2. Non-fiction
3. Plays
4. Self-help
5. Poetry

Make sense? Good. Remember to send me my commission.